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Doctors' Joke

 
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:40 am    Post subject: Doctors' Joke Reply with quote

DOCTORS' JOKE

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon said: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responded: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon said: "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon said: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he said: "You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:01 am    Post subject: Re: Doctors' Joke Reply with quote

Politicians indeed have very bad reputation for all they have done “for the community”. They would have been among the best jokers, if not for the terrible sufferings they have inflicted on the ordinary people.

Thanks for the joke. It summarizes very well the feelings many people have for the politicians.
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